I was flipping through the channels. Stopped for a moment on E!. There was Joan Rivers. Making another Helen Keller joke.
"HER ASS HAS MORE DENTS IN IT THAN HELEN KELLER'S CAR," she wittily bellowed in her grating, raspy voice.
Here's Joan River's problem. All the plastic surgery. She's pushing 80. If she looked 80, her tired old act might be amusing. Watching an incredibly old woman bellowing rude comments into a microphone about historical figures people under 50 have barely heard of might have some freak appeal. She could have been a vulgar, un-cute George Burns.
